This guy suspects his wife is cheating on him. He comes home early and she meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. “Where is he?” he shouts. “Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about” she says so he tears the house apart looking for this guy . . . → Read More: Religious Jokes
I love to wax nostalgic, thinking back to being a toddler, and, yes, I do remember, and watching Popeye on television. He was my idol and saint. Bluto was the devil. I fantasized being Olive Oyl, the damsel in distress, always fought over and always saved by you know who. . . . → Read More: Cartoons, Once Again, Are My Life…But They Better Be Funny
When it comes to humor, what rules? You might be surprised that more people view newspaper and Internet cartoons than all the funny movies, sitcoms, late night shows, and stand-up comedians put together. . . . → Read More: The Funniest Six Single-Panel Cartoons On The Internet
The research work is to read two books previously no one had read, and write a third, which no one will read. Get forgiveness now – tomorrow you may not feel guilty. Love – the ideal thing, marriage – a real, mixing real with the ideal never goes unpunished. (Goethe) When you smoke after sex, you are certainly doing it faster than usual. Virginity is curable. . . . → Read More: Morphy’s Laws 1
How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
What does a blond and . . . → Read More: Blonde Jokes